{"id":5,"date":"2006-12-21T02:20:53","date_gmt":"2006-12-20T22:20:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.notnick.com\/?p=5"},"modified":"2007-02-13T01:06:53","modified_gmt":"2007-02-12T21:06:53","slug":"advice-and-knowledge-passed-on-to-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.notnick.com\/?p=5","title":{"rendered":"Advice and knowledge passed on to me."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. when changing nappies, breath through your mouth.<\/p>\n<p>2. Also, with nappies, keep your fingernails short.<\/p>\n<p>3. It is apparently possible to live on very little sleep. 5 hours a night seems typical for a new parent.<\/p>\n<p>4. I won&#8217;t know what has hit me. (This seems to be the most common advise, and usually told me with a smile.)<\/p>\n<p>5. Apparently, baby poo comes in a variety of colours, from black to yellow, and it&#8217;s perfectly normal!<\/p>\n<p>6. \u00a0All babies look like a\u00a0tiny Winston Churchill, except your own.<\/p>\n<p>7. Baby first. Mum second. 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