{"id":6,"date":"2006-12-24T06:25:19","date_gmt":"2006-12-24T02:25:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.notnick.com\/?p=6"},"modified":"2008-04-27T06:32:23","modified_gmt":"2008-04-27T06:32:23","slug":"save-me-from-death-by-retail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.notnick.com\/?p=6","title":{"rendered":"Save me from death by retail."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I like gadgets as much as the next man, but I can feel the object of my obsession beginning to drift. Gone are the sessions cruising eBay for obscure tech toys or lusting after the latest thing-ummy. I now seem to be looking up things for Junior. On this path lies madness. There is a whole army of stores trying to part me from my cash, all of them telling me their product is a must-have for little Junior. How do you tell? They&#8217;re preying on my lack of subject knowledge. Perhaps by child number #2 (with luck, and a little fun) I&#8217;ll be better prepared to distinguish the crud fom the essential- but for now, cancel my eBay account and keep me away from the shops and internet! Having said that, I&#8217;ve found stores that sell wicked T-Shirts. So far, tshirthell.com seems to have the most extreme. I think I may have to buy the &#8220;daddy drinks because I cry&#8221;. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tshirthell.com\/babyhell.shtml\">http:\/\/www.tshirthell.com\/babyhell.shtml<\/a> I also liked one store selling &#8220;I love boobies&#8221; T-shirts- matching father and son sizes too!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I like gadgets as much as the next man, but I can feel the object of my obsession beginning to drift. Gone are the sessions cruising eBay for obscure tech toys or lusting after the latest thing-ummy. I now seem to be looking up things for Junior. On this path lies madness. There is a &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.notnick.com\/?p=6\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Save me from death by retail.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-from-the-front"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.notnick.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.notnick.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.notnick.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.notnick.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.notnick.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.notnick.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.notnick.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.notnick.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.notnick.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}